I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Randomize
