We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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