whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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