He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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