Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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