I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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