don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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