Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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