i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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