I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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