when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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