I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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