she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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