I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Farmville is her only friend.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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