My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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