yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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