i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
