what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
