I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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