There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
