question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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