The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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