if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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