you guys were way drunker than both of me
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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