It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I fill condoms, not promises.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Randomize
