This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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