All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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