yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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