So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
please come you make the beer taste better
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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