ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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