i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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