this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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