oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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