WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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