Just mADE A PArabola og urine
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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