Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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