She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Randomize
