Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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