would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
