wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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