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(270): View more from Kentucky

At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".

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(815): View more from Illinois

May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.

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(714): View more from California

i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock

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(510): View more from California

You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink

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(330): View more from Ohio

French fry pizza

(502): View more from Kentucky

Are you brilliant or just really high?

(330): View more from Ohio

Can't it be both?

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(541): View more from Oregon

definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass

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(530): View more from California

now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home

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(813): View more from Florida

And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.

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