is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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