its not stalking. its research.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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