I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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