The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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