is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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