I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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