I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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