do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
We have so much sex to catch up on
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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