it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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