i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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