its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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