READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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