Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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