it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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